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DAD FINALLY ADMITS HE DOESN’T KNOW
Entire Family in Shock as 47-Year-Old Father Says “I’m Not Sure” and World Keeps Spinning
OVERLAND PARK, KS — In a moment that experts are calling “generationally unprecedented,” local father of three, Dave Hargrove, 47, stunned his household Saturday morning when he paused mid-sentence and said the words:
“I don’t know.”
The statement came in response to a seemingly harmless question from his 12-year-old son: “Dad, how do tides work?”
“I thought he’d fake something about the moon again,” said the son, visibly shaken. “But then he just looked down at his cereal, sighed, and said ‘Buddy… I don’t know.’ And then he just… moved on.”
Instead of defaulting to one of his usual made-up answers, Dave paused, exhaled, and — according to witnesses — looked ten years younger.
🗺️ Follow-Up Shock: Dad Listens to Wife About Directions
Later that day, Dave doubled down on his newfound emotional freedom by asking his wife Jennifer, “Which way should we go?”
Sources confirm this was not sarcastic, nor part of a passive-aggressive trap.
“Honestly I thought he was concussed,” said Jennifer, who has been gently suggesting alternative routes to the lake for 19 years. “But when he didn’t try to ‘outsmart’ Google Maps or reference a route from 1998, I knew something had changed.”
At press time, Dave was seen asking his daughter to explain Instagram Reels “like he was five” — and everyone survived.
🪑 From The Editor’s Desk
The Three Most Powerful Words in Leadership (and Relationships): I. Don’t. Know.
Let’s be clear:
Saying “I don’t know” doesn’t make you weak.
It doesn’t make you unqualified.
It doesn’t even make you less of an authority figure.
It just makes you… less exhausting to be around.
Somewhere along the way, we got this idea that good leaders (and parents, and managers, and people-who-read-a-lot-of-books) must always have an answer.
Wrong.
That’s how you end up inventing fake moon facts at breakfast and leading meetings that feel like improv jazz.
“I don’t know” is actually the start of something honest:
A better question
A real conversation
A collaborative moment
A much shorter email thread
Saying it doesn’t mean you’re checked out — it means you’re checked in. Present enough to admit uncertainty. Secure enough to learn in public. Smart enough to realize your team (or your kids) can Google stuff too.
TL;DR:
If you’re pretending to know just to preserve your fragile illusion of competence… they already know.
They’ve always known.
